MOONFALL Trailer 2 (2022)

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Official Moonfall Movie Trailer 2 2022
Release: 4 Feb 2022
A mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it.

Wait… the Smoke Monster from LOST lives on the moon?

MORBIUS – Official Trailer (HD)

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The line between hero and villain will be broken. Watch the new trailer for #MORBIUS, starring Jared Leto as the enigmatic Marvel legend. See it exclusively in movie theaters this January.

Okay Morbius. You had me until the “flying” with the subway. SONY keeps trying to make Spider-Man villians a thing. Should have made KRAVEN. Morbius sucks. A B-level Dracula. UGH.

Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) – Official Trailer – Paramount Pictures

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Heroes don’t get any bigger. Check out the new trailer for Clifford the Big Red Dog, hitting theatres and Paramount+ on November 10.

Yawn. Maybe if I were SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD, i would care about this movie. Admittedly, as a old white guy, this isn’t in my demogrphaph.

Lightyear | Teaser Trailer

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To infinity and … 🚀 Experience the origin story of a Space Ranger in Disney and Pixar’s #Lightyear, in theaters Summer 2022. 💫

Check out a brand-new trailer for Disney and Pixar’s “Lightyear,” an original feature film releasing June 17, 2022. The sci-fi action-adventure presents the definitive origin story of Buzz Lightyear—the hero who inspired the toy—introducing the legendary Space Ranger who would win generations of fans.

Chris Evans lends his voice to Buzz. Annie Award-winning director and veteran Pixar animator Angus MacLane helms “Lightyear.” Galyn Susman produces.

HOLY CRAP! THIS LOOKS AWESOME!

Ambulance – Official Trailer

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Only In Theaters February 18

Over one day across the streets of L.A., three lives will change forever.

Okay. Thanks for the trailer, but why the FUCK would I watch this movie, seeing that you just showed the whole GD thing?

DANGEROUS (2021 Movie) Official Trailer

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In Select Theaters & On Demand November 5. Scott Eastwood, Mel Gibson, Kevin Durand, Famke Janssen, Tyrese Gibson.

Ex-con and reformed sociopath Dylan Forrester (Scott Eastwood) is trying to quietly serve out his parole — with the help of a steady supply of antidepressants and his eccentric psychiatrist (Mel Gibson). But when his brother dies under mysterious circumstances, Dylan breaks parole and, with a dogged FBI agent (Famke Janssen) on his trail, goes to uncover the truth. A band of heavily armed mercenaries wants something Dylan’s brother was hiding, and Dylan will need all his guile and tactical skills to survive in this action-packed thriller costarring Kevin Durand and Tyrese Gibson.

I feel asleep half way through this trailer.

UNCHARTED Trailer (2022)

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Fortune favors the bold. Watch the official trailer for #UnchartedMovie, starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg, exclusively in movie theaters February 18.

Based on one of the best-selling, most critically acclaimed video game series of all time, Uncharted introduces audiences to the young street-smart Nathan Drake (Tom Holland) and showcases his first treasure hunting adventure with wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Mark Wahlberg). In an action-adventure epic that spans the globe, the two go in dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.

Hi. People that turn video games into movies? Just stop. Stop. Ask The Rock, he will tell you. **cough** DOOM.

Black Adam – Official First Look Teaser Trailer | DC FanDome 2021

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Dwayne Johnson stars as the titular antihero in this DC Comics epic that introduces the Justice Society to the big screen. The cast includes Aldis Hodge as Hawkman, Pierce Brosnan as Doctor Fate, Noah Centineo as Atom Smasher, Quintessa Swindell as Cyclone, and Sarah Shahi as Adrianna Tomaz, as well as Marwan Kenzari, James Cusati-Moyer, and Bodhi Sabongui. The New Line/DC Film is directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.

This looks BAD-ASS. Question: Has there ever been a stand-alone Super Villain movie? This would be like if the MCU made a movie called THANOS. Let’s see where this movie takes us. I’m excited.

The Flash – First Look Teaser Trailer | DC FanDome 2021

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Here’s our first look at the Scarlet Speedster’s solo film starring Ezra Miller as Barry Allen, Ben Affleck as Batman, and in his long-awaited return to the cape and cowl, Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne/Batman. Andy Muschietti (It, It: Chapter Two, Mama) directs this big-screen variation on the classic DC Comics storyline Flashpoint, which will introduce the multiverse to the DCEU.

3 FLASH’s? Original BATMAN? DCU multiverse? I can’t stand Ezra Miller, but count me IN!

THE BATMAN – Main Trailer

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From Warner Bros. Pictures comes Matt Reeves’ “The Batman,” starring Robert Pattinson in the dual role of Gotham City’s vigilante detective and his alter ego, reclusive billionaire Bruce Wayne.

I hate to jump on the “gritty” batman band-wagon, but I really like the look of this movie. From Selina Kyle to the muscle-car bat-mobile, I’m in. The only thing I AM NOT IN is “gothic” Bruce Wayne. Emo Bruce IS NOT a look. Someone call Fall Out Boy.