Stuck Together | Official Trailer | Netflix

When Paris goes into lockdown during the pandemic, the quirky residents of an apartment building must adjust to a new life — and one another. Directed by Dany Boon, who also stars in this heartwarming tale of life in quarantine alongside François Damiens, Laurence Arné and Yvan Attal.

Yes, it’s FRENCH, and I usually don’t put up foreign language movie trailers up on here, but this one seems legit funny.

Britney vs Spears | Official Trailer | Netflix

No more secrets. No more silence. Britney vs Spears is only on Netflix September 28.

No one cares. No, she is crazy. Britney vs Spears is only on Netflix September 28.

Marvel’s Hit-Monkey – Official Teaser Trailer (2021)

After a Japanese snow monkey’s tribe is slaughtered, he joins forces with the ghost of an American assassin, and together, they begin killing their way through the Yakuza underworld. Marvel’s Hit Monkey Season 1 premieres on Hulu on November 17, 2021, with all ten episodes. The Voice cast includes George Takei, Jason Sudeikis, Olivia Munn, Ally Maki, Nobi Nakanishi, and Fred Tatasciore.

On HULU Nov. 17th

This is from MARVEL? Never heard of it. Looks like ape shit.

FINCH Trailer (2021)

Tom Hanks is Finch, a man who embarks on a moving and powerful journey to find a new home for his unlikely family—his beloved dog and a newly created robot—in a dangerous and ravaged world.

Stream Finch November 5 on Apple TV+

I LOVE post apocalyptic stuff. I also LOVE Tom Hanks. I hope this is GREAT.

Dune, The Matrix Resurrections, And Just Like That & More | New on HBO Max

Gripping dramas, clever comedies, revolutionary documentaries and action-packed thrillers – all in one place on HBO Max. Dive into epic adventures with The Matrix Resurrections and Dune; embrace your inner New Yorker with And Just Like That and Gossip Girl; get a kick out of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Insecure.

Dune, King Richard, and The Matrix Resurrections will be available on HBO Max in the US on the same day as in theaters, and for 31 days thereafter; available only on the ad-free plan.

First look at Peacemaker. Look s NOT BAD. Hmmmm.

NIGHTMARE ALLEY | Official Teaser Trailer | Searchlight Pictures

In NIGHTMARE ALLEY, an ambitious carny (Bradley Cooper) with a talent for manipulating people with a few well-chosen words hooks up with a female psychiatrist (Cate Blanchett) who is even more dangerous than he is.

Del Toro has been hit or miss lately, but this looks promising.

Dopesick Official Trailer | Hulu

From Executive Producer Danny Strong and starring and executive produced by Michael Keaton, “Dopesick” examines how one company triggered the worst drug epidemic in American history. The series takes viewers to the epicenter of America’s struggle with opioid addiction, from the boardrooms of Big Pharma, to a distressed Virginia mining community, to the hallways of the DEA. Watch Dopesick Oct 13, only on Hulu

I was Dopesick once. It happened when I was little. I got sick of everyone calling me a dope.

Sylvester Stallone And Frank Grillo Teaming Up For 80s Remake

It has been recently revealed that one of Stallone’s early films, Nighthawks, a beloved cult classic released back in 1981 and one of the grossly under-appreciated action films of the star’s career, is being revived as a limited series with Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Bruck Rumlow/Crossbones i.e., Grillo set to portray the lead character.

While plans of revisiting Nighthawks have been in the pipeline since 2019, it was only last year that Sylvester Stallone confirmed that the film is getting a remake in the form of a streaming series by Universal. And now, Frank Grillo has spilled more beans about the highly-anticipated show. There is an ongoing search for an actor to the late Rutger Hauer who played Wulgar the terrorist in the original film. Even though he will be leading the story this time, which will be a limited series, it doesn’t mean that Stallone is not in the picture anymore. Not only is Stallone directing the series, but at some point in the story, he will also be a part of the plot. Whether he is set to appear as DaSilva or some other character is yet to be disclosed.

I loved Nighthawks as a kid, and I’m excited that this will be a series, it will give Stallone as a director to further flesh out characters he knows so well.

Disney+ taps Bryce Dallas Howard to direct female-led ‘Flight of the Navigator’ reboot.

Disney Studios is developing a reimagining of its 1986 sci-fi live action feature Flight of the Navigator with a female lead, a project that Bryce Dallas Howard is attached to direct and produce for Disney+.

The original movie, starring Joey Cramer, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Veronica Cartwright, follows a boy who travels eight years into the future from 1978 and has an adventure with an intelligent, wisecracking alien ship, named Max. Paul Reubens provided the voice of Max in the film which was released in late July 1986 grossing an uninflated $18.6M at the domestic B.O.

Because little GIRLS can navigate UFOs as well, you PIG!

Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story” | Official Trailer | 20th Century Studios

From 20th Century Studios, The Walt Disney Company will release “West Side Story” in U.S. theaters on December 10, 2021.

It’s amazing how Spielberg has shot this to make it have a “classic” look, instead of, I dunno, a modern look? Or perhaps a “re-imagining” in a fucking CURRENT TIME? I think there is a missed opportunity here. It could have been all those POC supporters of AOC verses the white Trump supporters. And to make it REALLY obvious, just rename the SHARKS vs the JETS to the BROWNS vs the JETS. (You thought I was gonna say “whites” didn’t you… you PIG.)