The Summit of the Gods | Official Trailer | Netflix

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A breathtaking adaptation of the manga series by renowned manga artist Jiro Taniguchi and writer Baku Yumemakura, THE SUMMIT OF THE GODS follows a young Japanese photojournalist, Fukamachi, who finds a camera that could change the history of mountaineering. It leads him to the mysterious Habu, an outcast climber believed missing for years. Fukamachi enters a world of obsessive mountaineers hungry for impossible conquests on a journey that leads him, step by step, towards the summit of the gods.

I LOVE animation, but not manga. A lot of the time, it get’s lost in translation. BUT… this looks really goos and I can’t wait.

RED NOTICE | Official Trailer | Netflix

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It’s the PRO vs. the CONS

An Interpol-issued Red Notice is a global alert to hunt and capture the world’s most wanted. But when a daring heist brings together the FBI’s top profiler (Johnson) and two rival criminals (Gadot, Reynolds), there’s no telling what will happen.

Watch Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot in RED NOTICE, on Netflix November 12

I apologize. I’m a HUGE Dwayne Johnson fan, and a closeted Ryan Reynolds fan, so I am really excited to see this. AND FOR FREE AT HOME!

Ambulance – Official Trailer

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Only In Theaters February 18

Over one day across the streets of L.A., three lives will change forever.

Okay. Thanks for the trailer, but why the FUCK would I watch this movie, seeing that you just showed the whole GD thing?

DANGEROUS (2021 Movie) Official Trailer

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In Select Theaters & On Demand November 5. Scott Eastwood, Mel Gibson, Kevin Durand, Famke Janssen, Tyrese Gibson.

Ex-con and reformed sociopath Dylan Forrester (Scott Eastwood) is trying to quietly serve out his parole — with the help of a steady supply of antidepressants and his eccentric psychiatrist (Mel Gibson). But when his brother dies under mysterious circumstances, Dylan breaks parole and, with a dogged FBI agent (Famke Janssen) on his trail, goes to uncover the truth. A band of heavily armed mercenaries wants something Dylan’s brother was hiding, and Dylan will need all his guile and tactical skills to survive in this action-packed thriller costarring Kevin Durand and Tyrese Gibson.

I feel asleep half way through this trailer.

UNCHARTED Trailer (2022)

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Fortune favors the bold. Watch the official trailer for #UnchartedMovie, starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg, exclusively in movie theaters February 18.

Based on one of the best-selling, most critically acclaimed video game series of all time, Uncharted introduces audiences to the young street-smart Nathan Drake (Tom Holland) and showcases his first treasure hunting adventure with wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Mark Wahlberg). In an action-adventure epic that spans the globe, the two go in dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.

Hi. People that turn video games into movies? Just stop. Stop. Ask The Rock, he will tell you. **cough** DOOM.

Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight 2 | Trailer | Netflix

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You think the villains are gone? You couldn’t be more wrong.
Sometimes it’s hard to say who the real monster is. Adrenalina camp might be over, but the real massacre in the woods is only about to start. More blood, more monsters, less sleep. The 2nd part of Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight premiers on 27th October. Only on Netflix.

Wait… this is Number 2? Guess I got some homework to do.

The Flash Season 8 Trailer (HD) 5 Episode Crossover Event

The Flash Season 8 premieres Tuesday November 16th on The CW with a five episode crossover event.

Wait CW. You want me to watch FIVE shows? FUCK YOU CW. FUCK YOU UP THE ASS.

The Lost Daughter | Official Trailer | Netflix

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A woman’s beach vacation takes a dark turn when her obsession with a young mother forces her to confront the secrets of her past. Directed & Written by Maggie Gyllenhaal the cast includes Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley, Dakota Johnson, Ed Harris, Peter Sarsgaard, Dagmara Dominczyk & Paul Mescal.

The LOST Daughter? More like LOST my interest 30 seconds into this. A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

The Tender Bar – Official Trailer | Prime Video

The Tender Bar arrives in US theaters December 17 and Prime Video on January 17.

Starring Academy Award® Winner Ben Affleck, Tye Sheridan, Christopher Lloyd, Lily Rabe

The Tender Bar tells the story of J.R. (Sheridan), a fatherless boy growing up in the glow of a bar where the bartender, his Uncle Charlie (Affleck), is the sharpest and most colorful of an assortment of quirky and demonstrative father figures. As the boy’s determined mother (Rabe) struggles to provide her son with opportunities denied to her — and leave the dilapidated home of her outrageous if begrudgingly supportive father (Christopher Lloyd) — J.R. begins to gamely, if not always gracefully, pursue his romantic and professional dreams — with one foot persistently placed in Uncle Charlie’s bar. The Tender Bar is based on the best-selling memoir of the same name by J.R. Moehringer.

A Ben Affleck film that looks like Good Fellas? Wow. I really could give a flying fuck. What? No black people or trans people or non-binary people? Didn’t Amazon get the fucking memo?

Black Adam – Official First Look Teaser Trailer | DC FanDome 2021

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Dwayne Johnson stars as the titular antihero in this DC Comics epic that introduces the Justice Society to the big screen. The cast includes Aldis Hodge as Hawkman, Pierce Brosnan as Doctor Fate, Noah Centineo as Atom Smasher, Quintessa Swindell as Cyclone, and Sarah Shahi as Adrianna Tomaz, as well as Marwan Kenzari, James Cusati-Moyer, and Bodhi Sabongui. The New Line/DC Film is directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.

This looks BAD-ASS. Question: Has there ever been a stand-alone Super Villain movie? This would be like if the MCU made a movie called THANOS. Let’s see where this movie takes us. I’m excited.