US Release Date: November 5, 2021
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Gemma Chan, Kit Harington
Directed By: ChloƩ Zhao
Synopsis: The Eternals, a race of immortal beings with superhuman powers who have secretly lived on Earth for thousands of years, reunite to battle the evil Deviants.

Wait… THIS is a MARVEL movie? Looks about as dull as a rice cake for dinner. Yawn. Women directors, am I right?