The Power of the Dog

NETFLIX

Charismatic rancher Phil Burbank inspires fear and awe in those around him. When his brother brings home a new wife and her son, Phil torments them until he finds himself exposed to the possibility of love.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

American Underdog – Official Trailer (2021)

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American Underdog
The Kurt Warner Story

Cast :
– Zachary Levi
– Anna Paquin
– Dennis Quaid
– Bruce McGill

The problem with this story is that it is incredibly CHRISTIAN, and I have a feeling this movie will be incredibly CHRISTIAN. I’m surprised Kurt Cameron is not involved in this.

Spider-Man: No Way Home Teaser Trailer (2021)

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US Release Date: December 17, 2021
Starring: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jamie Foxx, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alfred Molina
Directed By: Jon Watts
Synopsis: The next installment in the “Spider-Man” franchise.

For those not familiar with the comics, having everyone on everyone on the planet forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man happened after the events of Civil War. Tony Stark convinced Peter to reveal his identity because he was for the Hero Registration Act. Except in the comics, it was a deal with Mephisto, not Doctor Strange, and it had nothing to do with the multiverse.

Eternals Final Trailer (2021)

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US Release Date: November 5, 2021
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Gemma Chan, Kit Harington
Directed By: Chloé Zhao
Synopsis: The Eternals, a race of immortal beings with superhuman powers who have secretly lived on Earth for thousands of years, reunite to battle the evil Deviants.

Wait… THIS is a MARVEL movie? Looks about as dull as a rice cake for dinner. Yawn. Women directors, am I right?

New Y:THE LAST MAN teaser trailer

HULU

From the acclaimed graphic novel. Y: The Last Man, a new FX series, streams September 13 exclusively on FX on Hulu.

This is my favorite comic series of all time, so if you fucko’s fuck this up, I’m coming for y’all. Yes. I just typed “y’all”. I’ve lived in the south for too long, so don’t judge me, okay sugar?

AFTERLIFE OF THE PARTY Trailer (2021)

NETFLIX

Social butterfly Cassie experiences the biggest party foul of all… dying during her birthday week. To her surprise, she’s gifted a second chance to right her wrongs on Earth by reconnecting with loved ones, and most importantly, prove that she’s worthy enough to get into the big VIP room in the sky.

I’m on board with anything with Victoria Justice in it. She’s fucking hot and I have seen her leaked nudes. What? You haven’t? Here’s a pro-tip: Google is your friend.

HOUSE OF GUCCI | Official Trailer | MGM Studios

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House of Gucci is inspired by the shocking true story of the family empire behind the Italian fashion house of Gucci. Spanning three decades of love, betrayal, decadence, revenge, and ultimately murder, we see what a name means, what it’s worth, and how far a family will go for control.

House of Gucci… Otherwise known as House of Big Noses. Awww… tell me I’m not telling the truth. Two of the most EPIC NOSES in show business!

ANTLERS | Final Trailer [HD] | FOX Searchlight

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In ANTLERS, a small-town Oregon teacher (Keri Russell) and her brother (Jesse Plemons), the local sheriff, discover that a young student (Jeremy T. Thomas) is harboring a dangerous secret with frightening consequences.

Little known fact… This movie is actually the origin story for The Grinch’s dog.

Queenpins | Official Trailer

PARAMOUNT+

Couponing goes criminal in the new trailer for Queenpins. From writer-directors Aron Gaudet and Gita Pullapilly, the film stars Kristen Bell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Paul Walter Hauser, Vince Vaughn and Bebe Rexha. In theaters September 10th and coming soon to Paramount+

THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures

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THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE is an intimate look at the extraordinary rise, fall and redemption of televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker. In the 1970s and 80s, Tammy Faye and her husband, Jim Bakker, rose from humble beginnings to create the world’s largest religious broadcasting network and theme park, and were revered for their message of love, acceptance and prosperity. Tammy Faye was legendary for her indelible eyelashes, her idiosyncratic singing, and her eagerness to embrace people from all walks of life. However, it wasn’t long before financial improprieties, scheming rivals, and scandal toppled their carefully constructed empire.