Matrix 4 unveils official title and screens trailer

The Matrix 4 title is: The Matrix: Resurrections. The long-gestating installment, which sees Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss back in their roles as Neo and Trinity. Here is the trailer synopsis:

The trailer opens with Reeves, going by his pre-Matrix name Thomas Anderson, speaking with his therapist, played by Neil Patrick Harris.

“Am I crazy?” he asks. “We don’t use that word in here,” Harris’ character replies.

Next, Neo’s saying hello to Trinity (Moss) in a cafe. “Have we met?” she asks. They don’t seem to remember each other.

He’s later shown taking pills and looking at himself in a mirror as Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” plays. Something is clearly off about his reality, and he knows it. Blue pills pour into the sink, and Neo sees a vision of himself turning into an old man in the mirror.

Then comes the action: We get all the jumping, twisting, slow-motion martial arts, and gravity-defying acrobatics synonymous with the franchise. Newcomer to the Matrixverse

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II fights with Keanu, leading to an energy explosion.

“After all these years to be going back to where it all started… back to the Matrix,” says another new addition to the franchise, Jonathan Groff, as the trailer comes to an end.

GREAT. Let’s take an absolute PERFECT Sci-Fi movie, and make two more that suck my ASS. THEN, if that’s not bad enough, let’s drive the nail into the coffin by making yet ANOTHER one, twenty+ years later. (The Matrix: Resurrections will premiere Dec. 22.)

DC Comics will be turning Superman gay

The news comes from former DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver who has been right about the direction of DC Comics in the past.

“DC Comics has had a lot of problems maintaining the trademark for Superman because you know, he’s old. He’s an old character, and the family would desperately like money because their family, their ancestors who created Superman got completely f’d over,” said Van Sciver. “I mean Superman has made billions and billions and billions of dollars in revenue and those two boys who made up Superman got ‘bupkis,’ they were Jewish, so they got ‘bupkis,’ they got nothing. Clark Kent I guess is going bye-bye and they are going to replace him with Jonathan Kent, and then they are going to announce that Jonathan Kent is gay. So Superman is effectively gay, everyone. He is gay.”

The former Green Lantern artist also said it will happen in the pages of Tom Taylor’s Superman comic book, Superman: Son of Kal-El, which was recently launched in July.

OF COURSE! Hey Comic Book writers… here’s a heads up. I NEVER, in my 40 years of comic book reading, have EVER cared about romance, who-is-dating-who or what. Comic books are made for BOYS and BOYS at heart (and SOME girls.) This is not a fucking Y.A. book. You want to make a gay character? Fine. WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW? Am I gonna see bare buts of boys in beds? WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT? Dammit. Now I’m gonna have to start my podcast again!

Sebastian Stan Returning In Captain America 4

Captain America 4 is happening. For a while, there were a lot of questions around whether Anthony Mackie or Chris Evans would hold the shield for Marvel. It was just confirmed that Anthony Mackie has closed his deal and will officially be Captain America for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. According to GiantFreakinRobot.com, Sebastian Stan will in fact be returning as Bucky Barnes for Captain America 4.

Of course the Winter Soldier will be back, but when can we get the SUMMER Soldier? The gay Muslim sidekick? NOT ENOUGH WOKENESS PEOPLE! DO BETTER!

Marvel Superhero Ironheart, Played by Dominique Thorne, Will Make Debut in ‘Black Panther 2’

Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has announced that actress Dominique Thorne has joined the cast of the upcoming movie Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.

Dominique was already announced to be playing Riri Williams, aka superhero Ironheart, in the upcoming Disney+ standalone series Ironheart.

Oh YAY! Now let’s make Shuri the new Black Panther! Anyone else? (All minorities stand up.) “You get to be a superhero, and YOU get to be a superhero, and YOU get to be a superhero!” Fuck the white man! You’ve had YOUR TIME!

Fast And Furious 10 hits the gas pedal and gets 2023 release date

The tenth and penultimate film in the franchise will hit theaters April 7, 2023.

“Just wait for 10,” Vin Diesel recently told Entertainment Weekly. “Let’s just say, the fact that you guys know that the studio is saying we can’t cover all this ground that needs to be covered in just one movie, you can only imagine what is to come.”

We all know there is only one place this franchise can go… FF11: Rise of the TRANSFORMERS! Where Optimus is Family.

Spawn Film Gets “Broken City” Writer Brian Tucker to Pen New Script

After being put on the back burner, the long-awaited Spawn film is back in play.

The Hollywood Reporter claims Broken City writer Brian Tucker has been hired to write the script for the film. Blumhouse productions is pushing the film along with Spawn comic and character creator Todd McFarlane attached to direct and produce. Carla Hacken is serving as executive producer.

WOW. This guy has ONE writing credit to his name, on a LAME ASS MOVIE. Doesn’t look good. AND Todd McFarlane is directing AND producing? This sounds like a great idea. FUCKING NOT.

Walking Dead’s Carol & Daryl Spinoff Won’t Be Anything Like the Original Show

Speaking to IMDb (via ComicBook), Norman Reedus revealed how the spinoff will be different from The Walking Dead.

I can’t tell you a whole lot about the spin-off. I can tell you that it won’t look anything like The Walking Dead. It won’t look like an episode of Walking Dead with just Daryl and Carol. It’ll be completely different.

WOW. This is FUCKING NEWS? This is like saying my poop tomorrow won’t look like my poop today. THANKS NORMAN!

FIELD OF DREAMS TV Series in Development at NBC’s Peacock

NBC has ordered a series adaptation of the beloved baseball story Field of Dreams for its Peacock streaming service. The series is being developed by Michael Schur (The Office, The Good Place), who will serve as writer and executive producer.

The series will be based on Kevin Costner’s film adaptation of the 1982 novel Shoeless Joe. The series is said to “reimagine the mixture of family, baseball, Iowa and magic that makes the movie so enduring and beloved.”

Can we LITERALLY kill A-Rod and then have him come out of the field? Because that’s the only way I would watch this series. Wait… can we have ARNOLD then kill A-Rod with an UZI? Cause that would be great. Can you kill a ghost. Oh shit… GHOSTBUSTER TIE-IN!

Emma Stone Closes Deal for ‘Cruella 2’ In Wake of ‘Black Widow’ Lawsuit

Emma Stone has closed a deal to star in the sequel to Disney+ release Cruella. The move is significant being that it comes amid the turmoil caused by Scarlett Johansson’s lawsuit against Disney over her compensation for Black Widow, which like Cruella, debuted day-and-date in theaters and on Disney+.

To date, the film has earned $85 million at the domestic box office and $221 million at the global.

Emma Stone: “Hey Disney, Scarlett Johansson is suing you. Maybe I should as well.”
Disney: “We will give you a Cruella 2.”
Emma Stone: “What lawsuit?”

Dear Evan Hansen – Official Trailer [HD]

The breathtaking, generation-defining Broadway phenomenon becomes a soaring cinematic event as Tony, Grammy and Emmy Award winner Ben Platt reprises his role as an anxious, isolated high schooler aching for understanding and belonging amid the chaos and cruelty of the social-media age.