So remember that really bad superhero/comedy movie from 2006 called “Zoom” starring Tim Allen? Well, apparently the little girl in that movie is all grown up. Her name is Ryan Newman and she turned 18 today. I guess she’s on some Nickelodeon show and now she looks like THIS! Hey, don’t look at me like that. I just stumbled upon this story! It has to do with superhero stuff! Oh, screw you guys. I’m going home.